"They needed a purpose. They weren't sure what it would be, but goddamnit they needed one now."
"All the emphasis on individuality in the world was making finding a common cause difficult. Couldn't people just try to be less passionate?"
"Once they decided on a topic, they had to make signs. Real protests always had signs."
"They were sure to find somewhere they could be taken seriously. This was the real deal."
"Coffee was and would continue to be the enemy. Oh, and all those associated with the beverage."
"The sleep-in was a real success. They almost got a full hour in!"
"Protesting was hard work."
"A protest is not all play and no rest. There is plenty of time for slipper selfies."
"The 25 minute protest was a raging success and was sure to change the lives of many."
